In elementary school, it was very cool to be in a club.  Most of the clubs I was in were started by Abbey and included the two of us and sometimes another friend or two.  We had the Paper Clip Club, the Take it to the Max Club, and clubs for people who could perform certain acrobatic feats on the playground.  I read all sorts of books about children who form clubs, from the Babysitters’ Club to the Saddle Club to the Christian “Best Friends” series.  Club-forming seems to be a generally accepted developmental stage, but I always thought that it was a stage that was eventually left behind in preadolescence.

The other day I was browsing the chick-lit at Golden’s, my favorite used bookstore, and I became amused at the number of books written for women, by women that are about clubs.  I actually wrote down a list, but I lost it, so I searched “club” on Amazon.com to see what came up.  Excluding my search results that turn up books about teenage clubs (“The Tiara Club” series), books targeted toward legitimate clubs (Oprah’s Book Club), and classics/serious fiction (The Joy Luck Club, The Dante Club, The Club Dumas), look at what all came up:

The Yada Yada Prayer Group Series

The Potluck Club

Sisterchicks series

The Friday Night Knitting Club

The Book Club

The Mother-Daughter Book Club

The Chocolate Lovers’ Club

The Hot Flash Club

The Adultery Club

The Mrs. Club

Okay, so here is my question-  Are adult women’s clubs really this ubiquitous?  I know some people who are in book clubs, but other than that it seems like this is some sort of alternate universe that is being created by authors of hot pink paperbacks.  Most of the women I know are too busy taking care of kids, keeping the kitchen clean, juggling work and family, and/or hanging out with friends in unorganized social events to sit around forming clubs.

My suspicion is that the plethora of books about clubs is an attempt to re-create the success of the Ya Ya Sisterhood series.  But beyond that, I think that clubs are attractive (to preteens and grownups alike) because it creates the illusion of security in friendships.  If we’re just friends, we may grow apart as our lives change.  But if we’re members of a club, we have a guarantee that in fifty years we will still be in touch and meeting regularly.  After all, we pinky swore and became blood sisters over it!

Maybe I’m wrong and clubs are really all the rage.  In that case…Abbey, do you want to resurrect the Paper Clip Club?  I still have all the materials to make our signature bracelets.