The weather man on the radio is really annoying me lately. He has been giving reports like this: “We’re in for a nasty night, with lows in the 30’s, and tomorrow will be cold again, but we should be back into nice weather by the weekend with highs in the low 70’s.”

Whatever! In December, temperatures in the 70’s are not nice weather. I would like to wear my hoodies and drink cider and listen to my Christmas music without pouring sweat. 70 degrees is nice in March, but it’s supposed to be cold in the winter!